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  2. (Source: iraffiruse)

    Tagged #tmnt #wtf
     
  3. draelogor:

    darkchocolateandtea:

    fuckingconversations:

    teamfreekickass:

    spiffypop:

    thebraveandmischievous:

    housetohalf:

    mysnarkasm:

    When I grow up I want to be Ming-Na Wen.

    She’s the voice of Mulan, as if she wasn’t amazing enough.

    She broke it with her fingers. Not a fist, her fingers.

    Girl is 50 years old.

    FIFTY. YEARS. OLD.

    fun fact: When you break things with your hands like that you have t break your fingers on purpose before so that they heal stronger. So basically this woman is so badass she broke her hands just to do this. 

    You asshat, you’re making it sound like she snaps her fingers in half. 

    Martial artists like Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee (and yes, fucking Ming-Na Wen, that beautiful badass) will build up their bone strength by repeatedly (and fairly gently) striking sand, gravel, wood and steel - this creates tons of microfractures in their bones (smaller than even a hairline fracture) so the bones will heal over again and make the bones stronger and denser with increased deposits of calcium. 

    This has to be done over long-ass periods of time, so the bones have time to heal, and none of the fractures expand into actual breaks. 

    Oh, and she’s doing precise-ass kicks in HIGH HEELS. 

    she kicks ass like a coursing river

    with all the force of a great typhoon

    (Source: bucky-thevampireslayer, via colors-of-the-whynd)

     
  4. smoothrayne:

    welcometomotherworld:

    rosalarian:

    stacksofrats:

    misscoco:

    rosalarian:

    Periods, you no longer impress me. I am bleeding from my nethers, WHATEVER. Try something new, uterus. You make chocolate pudding instead of blood, then we’ll talk.

    This is the most beautiful thing I have ever seen

    yeah this is actually how it goes

    Every couple months, this comic has a renaissance on tumblr and I think by this point, in the year since I’ve made it, I’ve learned about every period every tumblr user has ever had.

    Would you say it resurfaces

    periodically

    get out

    (via colors-of-the-whynd)

     

  5. iron-bae:

    fenrispenris:

    donnydevito:

    grandegarlic:

    volatile-duchess:

    Every fucking weeaboo song put into one

    Bad Apple, Cruel Angel’s Thesis, Butterfly, Ievan Polkka, Matryoshka, and the Lucky Star theme all squished into one this is what it fucking sounds like

    this is what plays as you fall into hell

    this post will go down in history

    I played this one time and my computer crashed, blue screen and all. I almost made the mistake of playing it again.

    It sounds like I pachinko parlour 

    songofpersephone

    (via therayn)

    Tagged #ugh #ack
     

  6. ultruhviolet:

    Me, September 30th,11:59 pm

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    Me, October 1st, 12:00 am

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  7. (Source: realfun-funeral, via swoobats)

     
  8. albinwonderland:

    I’m back home now.

     
  9. otherbully1:

    the-milk-eyed-monster:

    colony-drop:

    oh look my favorite photo set

    cool

    what the entire and actual existing fuck?

    (Source: springbeanz, via ofools)

     

  10. theclericsdiary:

    charlottelabouff:

    wonderfulhighschoollife:

    Whenever someone refers to the gay community as “queer folk” I imagine us all like woodland sprites, we are the queer folk community, we are born of flowers and fairy dust, we are destroying the sanctity of marriages and corrupting children

    image

    (via kateordie)